I’ve seen my fair share of funny running quotes and sayings over the years. We runners just love making fun of those experiences that are commonplace in the running community.
I’m sure a lot of runners can relate to those funny, hilarious and embarrassing moments that we runners all have. Whether it’s a mid-run toilet break or just a bad run.
Whatever the situation, it’s always good to see the positive in everything and not let it get you down. After all, you will come back stronger.
Here are my top 10 funny running quotes and sayings.

Funny running quotes and sayings
Laundry day
I have endless amounts of laundry – all running gear! It may seem like a never ending pile of laundry, but it’s all worth it in the end.

Escape life’s problems
There’s no doubt, running has many physical and mental benefits. So, if you have a bad day at work, just head out for a run!


The long Sunday run
The long Sunday run is sacred for a lot of runners. Your weekend isn’t complete without it!

Traffic? What traffic?
Oh my, the amount of times I could’ve ran somewhere quicker.

Running shoes
We runners don’t mind spending £100+ on a decent pair of running shoes. Don’t judge!


Running gear
Yup, I have a wardrobe full of running gear. I feel like it takes up my whole bedroom some days.

Local runs
We runners have honed our internal compass through years of running.

Runner problems
The green-eyed monster soon comes out when you see someone else running.


One mile in
The internal compass strikes again!

Doctor, doctor
This is especially annoying when you have a running injury or illness, you just want to get out back and running as soon as possible.
